Thing I hate #10: Those Cuts On the Inside of Your Nose that Turn Into Huge Booger-Scabs

Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about. At some point, everyone has gotten a cut on the inside of their nose. It could be from a lot of things:

  • Aggressive booger-picking with too-sharp fingernails
  • Ice crystals
  • Knives, somehow
  • A pet bird
  • Shrapnel

Regardless, cuts on the inside of the nose blow* because they inevitably generate the “booger-scab.” A crusty, sharp, air-impeding blockage that begs to be ripped out. You know, though, if you do cave in and wrest it out of your nose, you’re just setting yourself up for a bigger, sharper and more vibrantly-colored booger-scab in a few hours time. It’s a lose-lose.

*Baaaaahahahahahaha. What a hilarious pun.

photo courtesy of Roomic Cube/flickr


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